bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time


wreckamic:

Phylicia Rashad (Allen) = STUNNING

salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

sometime when she lookin good you gotta act like you on’t see it bruh

clarknokent:

defekait:

if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner

And there’s is a 10000% chance you gonna get fucked, so use that move wisely.

princeofthots:

when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 

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